Christmas only comes once a year. And for those of us who are incorrigible Mac fanboys, Christmas this year will arrive on January 14th. That’s right … tomorrow is the first day of MacWorld, which means new Apple devices, another scintillating keynote from Steve, and generally just lots of Mac hysteria.
Rather than state my own predictions, I’ll just paste a few of the more likely ones from a MacWorld article.
NBC finds allies: More entertainment companies will attempt to strong-arm Apple into raising prices at the iTunes Store. Apple will then be forced to create its own content, and Jobs will form “Stevie and the Apple Execs,†a hip new boy band.
iPhone: The sequel: The next-generation iPhone will be released in the second quarter of the year. AT&T will prompt customers to upgrade by sending them frequent text messages informing them that their original iPhones are no longer cool.
And one more thing…: Apple will introduce another line of consumer products, this time in the realm of dental care. The Apple Toothbrush will include the first user-friendly application of DRM—dental rights management. Using its patented FairBrush technology, each Apple Toothbrush will be locked to a single Apple ID. The device will be wildly popular because nobody likes it when someone else uses their toothbrush. Even John Dvorak will hail Apple’s move.
Given Apple’s long track record for innovation and revolutionary devices, I fully expect to be brushing my teeth very soon without fear of my roommates’ drunken toothbrush philandering. I just hope that Apple doesn’t lock in to a long-term and exclusive deal with Crest; I use Colgate.
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On another note, I was somewhat distressed (by many things, this week, but specifically…) to turn on the radio in my sister’s car this morning and find a “90’s Alternative Rock” radio station. “My God!”, I realized, “it’s happened already. The music that I grew up listening to, that I know and love and identify with, has been reduced to a dead genre. It’s passé. It’s the new oldies.”
Yeah. I’ll admit. I knew every song the station played. And yeah, I’ll admit: I loved every song the station played. But I’m just not ready for my generation’s music to be canonized and written a certificate of death. I’m … too young. The music was too good…
I remember the laughing conversations we used to have in high school. “Imagine what it’ll be like when we’re old… and we’re still listening to Ludacris and Sublime, and our kids will think that our music is so tame and old sounding.”
Well, I imagine it. Only, I’m twenty-one years old. Not fifty. I don’t have one foot in the grave. I’m just entering my prime…