Dear Whoever Just Send Me A Text-Message,

Dear Whoever Just Send Me A Text-Message,

I don’t mean to be rude. I’m not intentionally ignoring your text. It’s just that …

Well, if you didn’t already know …

Fine, I’ll go ahead. I’ll say it. I’ll let you know the TRUTH:


That white light … coming from my phone … is the white background of my blog, shining through my phone.

Most of the time, when I hear the chime that tells me I have a new text, I just laugh. ha ha … ha. ha?

Really, though– why would you text me? To ask me if I’m AWAKE? Honestly, you KNOW the answer to THAT question. Just CALL me, silly!

So yeah. To who ever you may be … please feel free to continue to send me text-messages. Be advised, however, that I will probably never read those messages. Not because I’m obstinate … or trying to be rude, or anything like that. It’s just that there’s a giant gaping hole in my phone where my screen used to be.


About Mark Egge

Transportation planner-adjacent data scientist by day. YIMBY Shoupista on a bicycle by night. Bozeman, MT. All opinions expressed here are my own.
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One Response to Dear Whoever Just Send Me A Text-Message,

  1. Sagar1586 says:

    i’m not even mad really. i’m just impressed.