An unordered list:
- Learn to enjoy the company of strangers
- Achieve greater levity
- Smile longer
- Make new friends
- Be less self-conscious
- Share more music
- Consume less–and better–passive entertainment
- Live prolifically
- Be bigger (no, fuck that–be positively huge)
- Use more profanity on the internet
- Aestheticize simplicity
- Drink less
- Get drunk more
- Crave healthier things
- Think more
- Douse the misanthropy
- Burgeon with positivity–indomitable, overflowing, and contagious