By Mark Egge ·December 11, 2009

some new year’s resolutions

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An unordered list:

  • Learn to enjoy the company of strangers
  • Achieve greater levity
  • Smile longer
  • Make new friends
  • Be less self-conscious
  • Share more music
  • Consume less–and better–passive entertainment
  • Live prolifically
  • Be bigger (no, fuck that–be positively huge)
  • Use more profanity on the internet
  • Aestheticize simplicity
  • Drink less
  • Get drunk more
  • Crave healthier things
  • Think more
  • Douse the misanthropy
  • Burgeon with positivity–indomitable, overflowing, and contagious