Day Two

Day two of our Alaskan adventure! Progress is slowed by a veritable blizzard. We holed up in Fort Saint John (BC), hoping for better weather. Our hopes are disappointed–and we drive north in an hour. With any luck, we’ll outrun the storm. With bad luck, we’ll be pitching our tent on a bank of snow tonight!

Canadian beer–for all of its hype–is actually no better than America’s giant domestics. In fact, in Canada, Kokanee is a premium beer. Funny, right?

Also, in Canada, the friendly moose is sometimes given a more derogatory moniker: the swamp donkey.

We’ve encountered lots of friendly Canadians, who have been happy to tell us all aboot Canada.

An unrememberable event!

Graduation throw-down tonight. Show up early for outdoor activities (slackline, etc), or late for simple insanity.

All of the usual shenanigans. Also: the opportunity to burn school papers and your extra furniture.

For directions, click here.

For those who missed last year’s party:

the worst party ever

It’s 2:00 am on a Thursday night. Everyone in the house is up. The only open beer is the half-full glass sitting near my computer–left over from dinner. No one else is drinking. The Wii is off, and no one’s using the main computer. The lights–and fireplace–are on. Aside from Bovard’s headphones, it’s completely quiet.

Someone looks up, and laughs feebly.

“It must be dead week.”

In fact, it is. It’s Thursday night of dead week.

Edit: (6:04 am … three of us are still going strong)

I just changed this sentence from:

The meat of Cannon’s biography, however, is the myriad telling details…

to:

The substance of Cannon’s biography, however, is the myriad telling details…

on the basis of an ideological objection.

The meat of something” is an normalizing and loaded phrase. It equates meat with substance, which in turn equates meat with being important, essential, something without which a book/argument/idea is incomplete. Suggesting that a meal without meat is incomplete. Which I don’t buy.

In fact, it’s equivalent, I believe, to the phrase “the good part of,” implying that meat is good. I don’t contend that meat is bad, but I object to attaching a positive moral connotation to something that, when mass produced, does untold damage to the environment and, when mass consumed, does untold damage to one’s arteries and waistline!

Five inches of fresh snow!

Found on The Daily Show website:

“I don’t know a lot about waterboarding, but my knowledge of general science and basic comprehension tells me it’s probably a warmer version of snowboarding, and snowboarding has never produced an ounce of useful intelligence, so I’m going to have to side with Jon on this.”

In other news … it’s snowing!