Abra-ka-ZAM!

Obviously, the gods smile upon me. Consider my recent fortunes:

Last night, I didn’t get a chance to grab dinner before my T&C class. So, at 9:30, I head over to Reid to clean some computers and and stuff, and, half-way up, I find a half-dozen abandoned pizzas–obviously left over from some event. They were even vegetarian! So yeah. I definitely got some free pizza for dinner last night (after not getting dinner!). That was sweet.

THEN, walking to work this morning, I found $5 on the ground. I went and bought myself a Red Bull, a Nutrigrain bar, and still had $2.45 left over. Man, that was pretty sweet, too.

Also, I would also like to take this opportunity to point out that it has been SEVEN YEARS since the 90s (god bless them, each and every year). Man, that makes me feel old. The POINT, though, is that it is no longer acceptable to show your midriff in public. Those days are over. There’s no going back. You’re going to have to wait at least ten years before it is once again fashionable to dress like you did in the 90s. Sheesh.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to buy some lottery tickets. =)

About Mark Egge

Two truths and a lie: Mark Egge is an outdoor enthusiast, opera singer, and a transportation data scientist. He lives in Bozeman, Montana.
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One Response to Abra-ka-ZAM!

  1. Jenny says:

    luck struck! good for you and I agree about the 90\\’s