Aronofsky Soon To Be a Daddy!

Every once in a while, a little piece of information (or a new trailer) emerges for The Fountain, and fans everywhere get their hopes up. And then months pass, and there’s no news. No news whatsoever.

It’s been going like this for years.

But, apparently, Rachel Weisz is five months pregnant with Darren Aronofsky’s child, and there are wedding preparations and such on the way. And I’m happy for her– really, I am– but I’m afraid this might help explain why, after being in production for … 4 years(?) Warner Brothers STILL has yet to announce a release date for Aronofsky’s upcoming sci-fi film, The Fountain, starring (you guessed it!) Rachel Weisz.

Anyhow. The point of this is not to gossip about ‘the stars,’ as it were. The point of this is to express a sincere desire, on behalf of myself, and film-lovers everywhere, that: Aronofsky needs to stop making babies and start makin’ some movies!

There ya go. Written like a true Montana-an.

Heh. The strange thing is that I read that Weisz was pregnant… in Bangalore’s local newspaper.

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Two truths and a lie: Mark Egge is an outdoor enthusiast, opera singer, and a transportation data scientist. He lives in Bozeman, Montana.
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2 Responses to Aronofsky Soon To Be a Daddy!

  1. jaderobbins says:

    i still find it funny you live in Bangalore. Every time i hear it i think of Operation Overlord :D

  2. markegge says:

    Heh. It gets better: when I return, I’m going to fly from Bangalore to Singapore, and from Singapore to Bangkok. And then Singalore. And then Singkok. Heh. Well, not really. But I AM flying to Singapore from Bangalore before flying to Bangkok.