Author: Mark Egge

Dear Whoever Just Send Me A Text-Message, I don’t mean to be rude. I’m not intentionally ignoring your text. It’s just that … Well, if you didn’t already know … Fine, I’ll go ahead. I’ll say it. I’ll let you know the TRUTH: That white light … coming from my phone … is the white […]

How to Lose At Doing Dishes A Short Story by Andrew Albers Hello. My name is Andrew, and I live in a house with three other guys. None of us particularly like doing dishes, but we all agree: they need to get done. Our house operates under a system where the responsibility for dishes rotates […]

In high school, we used to facetiously talk about the weather, any time it was a little cold and we didn’t feel like going outside, by saying “No way, man. I’m not going out. It’s like … two, outside.” Usually, this meant that it was about 45° F and windy. Or that we simply preferred […]

That settles it. I’m pretty much dead. I just want to sleep… but I have lots of stuff I need to do … it’s not even stuff I’ve been putting off–it’s stuff I just haven’t had the time to do. Like prepare for my Business Law final this afternoon. Kinda wish maybe I had spend […]

(The following is completely inappropriate and out of decorum. Please do not read it.) we’re getting SCREWED on the SUB (our Student Union Building). Admittedly, the University is paying 9m of the 27m renovation costs, but even that number doesn’t seem fair, in terms of what the students are paying and what they get in […]