Author: Mark Egge

Tee Hee Pee

This morning, Andrew walks into the kitchen and says: “I knocked a roll of toilet paper into the toilet. … But don’t worry. I pulled it out. It’s drying, now. …” And sure enough. Later, when I went to the bathroom, there it was, on the back of the toilet… half soggy, half dry…

something about home Pt. II

Last night, I turned on the light on my front porch, on our way out to Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. I don’t know why that moment, more than any other, was particularly poignant–the simple act of turning on a porch light–but I think that’s when it fully hit me: I have a […]