Author: Mark Egge

Speed Machine

Well. It’s May 1st. I had my last class of the semester today–my last class for at least 8 months. The ASMSU end-of-the-year banquet was tonight. As far as banquets go, I’d say it was a success: it was nice to get a chance to recognize those who have served the students over the last […]

Man does not live by bread alone…

I’ve been needing to go the grocery store for a long time. I was amused to note the status of my two refrigerators tonight, as I came home and loaded my leftover beer into the beer fridge. Food Refrigerator-Grated Cheddar Cheese: 1 package-Salsa: Half bottle-Cream Cheese: full container-Sour Cream: 1/3 container-Half-eaten container of yogurt-Refried Beans: […]

Amazon.com doesn’t know where Montana is.

In 2004, Ben Folds, Ben Lee and Ben Kweller toured together in Australia. After the tour, they went into the studio and recorded a four-song EP, called “The Bens”. The album includes the single “Bruised”, included on Ben Folds’ 2006 supersunnyspeedgraphic EP–which is a fantastic song. So, discovering that there was an EP recorded by […]

Procrastinator Burn Out

At long last … I’m starting to burn out on the Procrastinator. Though tonight was a tremendous success–a free pre-screening of “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”–it was also thoroughly tiring. Some 403 students attending tonight’s screening and, despite slashing prices, the concessions stand made over $200. At the same time, I started working around 4:00 pm, and […]