Author: Mark Egge

The Eurotrash Dance Party was a resounding success. I think we had upwards of a hundred people come through our humble quad last night, and, well, the tunes were thumpin’ and the dance floor was jumpin’ and… blather, that rhymes! Not intentional. We really did have the floor bouncing a little last night– I’m not […]

So. I’m going to freakin’ fail my MTA218 class this semester, which is rather sad since it’s about my favorite class. Why, you ask? Because I can’t manage to haul myself out of bed before 9:00AM in the morning. I thought I was doing well today– my alarm was set for eight, and it seems […]

So as I was reading The Restaurant At the End of the Universe, and I’ve came upon a rather clever section. It reads: “I always thought that about the Garden of Eden story,” said Ford.“Eh?”“Garden of Eden. Tree. Apple. That bit, remember?”“Yes, of course I do.”“Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle […]

So I discovered an error in my script today. Comments posted by anonymous users could be deleted by any user who was not logged in. This was brought to my attention when I noticed that all of the anonymously posted story-endings were mysteriously gone. Looking back, it seems that all of the anonymous posts have […]

And so here’s what terrifies me: I guess it didn’t really strike me as much at the time: Bush’s administration finally announced what many of us had known for quite some time: there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. This seems insignificant– but its implications are quite startling. In admitting that there were […]