Month: May 2008

How to succeed at failling.

It’s alright / to tell me / what you think / about me / I won’t try / to argue / or hold it / against you. I have unequivocally and unilaterally failed this Spring. I’ve failed at everything I’ve attempted, everything I’ve tried to be, everyone I know, and everyone I’ve touched. I’ve failed […]

Taxi to the Dark Side review

The following was published in last Friday’s (2 May 2008) “This Week” section of the Bozeman Daily Chronicle: “We have to work the dark side, if you will,” said Vice President Dick Cheney, and “spend time in the shadows of the intelligence world.” Winner of the 2008 Academy Award for “Best Documentary Feature,” Taxi to […]

Stop Trash and Get Cash!

I’m paying $5 for any decent microwave or mini-fridge. No hassle! Free pick up from your dorm room! To arrange pick-up, call me (Mark): 307-421-1500 I will also save you the trouble of disposing of your unwanted cinder blocks, lofts, and televisions. I like to think of this as a service to students (incoming freshmen […]

Speed Machine

Well. It’s May 1st. I had my last class of the semester today–my last class for at least 8 months. The ASMSU end-of-the-year banquet was tonight. As far as banquets go, I’d say it was a success: it was nice to get a chance to recognize those who have served the students over the last […]