Author: Mark Egge

Abra-ka-ZAM!

Obviously, the gods smile upon me. Consider my recent fortunes: Last night, I didn’t get a chance to grab dinner before my T&C class. So, at 9:30, I head over to Reid to clean some computers and and stuff, and, half-way up, I find a half-dozen abandoned pizzas–obviously left over from some event. They were […]

Rays of Golden Sunshine

It’s snowing outside. A lot. It’s dumping, actually. Of all the places in the world, it only dumps like this in Bozeman, Montana. To walk through it is to walk through a world of ethereal, whirling whiteness. And, like that scene in Babel, you see noise all around you, but you hear nothing– not even […]

boycott

… boycott my latest personal crisisboycott starbucks for social justiceboycott war for peaceboycott love for hateboycott for boyscoutsboycott getting up in the morning. boycott snowboycott cold boycott being ridiculous and unfeelingboycott truth for artboycott jesus christboycott jesus christ for forgetting usboycott Allah for boycotting us boycott humility for graceboycott wholeness for brokennessboycott religious motifs boycott […]

The Life of Pi

There’s that one cliché first-date get-to-know-ya whatever question that’s like “if you were an animal, what animal would you be?” Yeah, it’s a stupid question. I mean, let’s be honest. Who cares. You can’t be an animal, unless you’re a Hindu, and even if I wanted the be a cow, the point is that you […]

Urge Overkill

Yo. It’s absolutely freezing in my room. Mostly because the wind is blowing like 70mph outside. No joke. Thank goodness I have a microwaved bean-bag full of warm beans (or is it rice?) draped over my feet. Otherwise, forget it. I’d be in bed. Guaranteed. So. Break is winding down. A full month. It went […]