Author: Mark Egge

8:29 a.m. – Mark sleeps peacefully (having accidentally turned off his alarm at 6:00…). Andrew pounds on door: *bam!*bam!*bam!* Me: “Whua…”Andrew: “Mark, have you seen the muffin pan?”Me: “Uh … the muffin man?”A: “No, the MUFFIN PAN!”M: “Who lives on Drurey lane?”A: “GHAA! … No!” (in the background…)*bam*bam*bam*A: “Ben, have you seen the muffin pan?”B: […]

“Sometimes… I just don’t want to hug people. And sometimes, I just haven’t hugged anyone in a while, and I don’t want them to feel special.” ~Andrew

No… I’m not unexpectedly turning 22 tomorrow. Actually, I’m rather fond of being 21. I think I’m going to stay 21 for a while… at least if I have anything to do with it. Rather, what I’m referring to is me, getting ready to do the first sensible thing I’ve done all fall: drop a […]

Since this isn’t likely to ever see the light of day in print form, I guess I’ll go ahead and put it here. That’s what I have this silly thing (er … blog) for, anyway, right? — (The Best and Worst of MSU Campus Culture) 1. In an interview that didn’t really happen, Jane C […]

Yaar! The Procrastinator Theatre works! If the PIT continues to generate revenue like it has this weekend, it should more than double last year’s revenue! I just need to learn to curb my pop-corn making impulses… tonight is the second night in a row that we’ve discarded a huge amount of popcorn… mostly because I’m […]