Author: Mark Egge

Laura Burnum was in a 45 mph head-on collision that knocked her out cold. Paramedics pulled her from her car and took her to the hospital in an ambulance. Receiving the bill, she found her health insurance had denied payment for the ambulance: the expense was not “pre-approved.” “I don’t know when, exactly, I was […]

I’m flabbergasted, truly! Last week was Homecoming Week at MSU, along with the associated election of a Homecoming king and queen at last Saturday’s football game. Unbelievably, however, the results of the election (see: popularity contest?) are NO WHERE to be found online. Not in the local newspaper (the illustrious Bozeman Chronicle). Not on the […]

Linda McCartney wrote: “If slaughterhouses had glass walls the whole world would be vegetarian.” Browsing the internet tonight (see: avoiding Econ homework!) Andrew and I stumbled upon a couple surprising lists of famous vegetarians. I’ve oft’ been reminded that Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian (though not a strict vegetarian, let the historical record reflect!). Until […]

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1. The Decemberists2. Sleeping in3. Coffee4. Mangoes5. Eggs6. Bikes7. Sunshine8. Mountains9. Beer10. Songs about international spies with booming refrains11. Counting