Author Archives: Mark Egge

About Mark Egge

Transportation planner-adjacent data scientist by day. YIMBY Shoupista on a bicycle by night. Bozeman, MT. All opinions expressed here are my own.

Oh, What A Wonderful World

Pulled from CNN.com earlier today: Saturday, December 11, 2004 Posted: 10:18 AM EST (1518 GMT) McDONOUGH, Georgia (AP) — A 14-year-old boy accused of bringing a pipe bomb to school wanted to sell it to pay for Christmas presents, but … Continue reading

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Strange dreams.

I dreamed last night, which is in an of itself noteworthy– it’s exceptionally rare for me to dream. Well, more accurately, it was this morning that I dreamed, sometime between 9:00 when I woke up in Ken’s room and wandered … Continue reading

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Texts & Critics Rant

I just finished my last paper for Texts & Critics. Heh. I was so incensed by the prompt that I ended up writing a six page rant on the class as a whole. It was beautiful:http://www.eateggs.com/school/2004.12.10%20T&C%20Rant%20paper%205.doc For those of you … Continue reading

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“If there were women in the game, I’d rape them.” – Little Ben

“Just admit it. If there were little babies around, and you had a fire-axe, wouldn’t you want to go up and hit them?” – Little Ben It was good times with the Quad tonight. We went to free pancakes and … Continue reading

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I dislike crowds.

First row: Goggles. Bronzed processor. Back row: three mugs. Blue. Dark, navy blue. Almost worthless– $.99 each from Walmart. Drinks cool off too fast. Lesson learned. You get what you pay for, right? You get what you pay for. “Can … Continue reading

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thoughts as they fall

So I saw her today, or more accurately, she saw me. I’d seen her earlier, walking into campus, presumably to some media theatre arts class. It’s entirely unavoidable that I should see her: leaving food service, standing in line in … Continue reading

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Wow. I’m going to get raped by the test I’m not studying for.

I shuold have been studying for my chem test all day. Thus: A movie checkout thing I developed that in like the last hour. It’s kinda useless at this point, but hopefully it’ll gain some utility with time.

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Holy glory and light of the poets, Batman! (hopeful)

This is quite amazing. I’m teetering on the brink of happiness (a quite amazing, in and of itself, especially when contrasted to my state of mind a mere three weeks ago). I feel a little stressed, and I feel like … Continue reading

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Bush Humor

“Bush is smart. I don’t think that Bush will ever be impeached, ’cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, … Continue reading

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Random Pieces

The Hitchhiker’s Guide Movie Preview They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people – and neither do we. – George W. Bush HALLE BERRY: If she makes any more muck along the lines of … Continue reading

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